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You walked around the kitchen getting certain ingredients ready for a dish you enjoyed making. Your lover was currently not home. He was visiting his younger brother, Feliciano. Apparently Feliciano needed to tell Lovino something important but to Feliciano apparently everything was important.
Lovino was not that much of a supportive brother but he could only ignore him from some time.

Grabbing the salt that sat on the counter besides you, you sprinkled some on the freshly diced tomatoes. Just as you poured the tomatoes into a pan you heard the door slam open. You automatically knew who it was and smirked to yourself. It was of course Lovino.

Turning off the stove and wiping your hands on the hand towel that lay on your right shoulder you turned around to face a very grumpy Lovino. His shirt sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, his buttons were unbuttoned and his hair looked as if he had been pulling on it all the way home.

"So what did Feliciano want this time?"you asked.

" That idiota of a fratello just wanted me to meet his new friend that he met at his work, Lud-something. Psh, he cares more about a potato eating bastard than he does his own fratello."

Lovino looked annoyed but deep down you knew that he just wanted to be admired as an older brother, but he wasn't. Sometimes him yelling and cursing were ways for him to release his stress, and you understood this.

"You know Feliciano cares for you a lot Lovino. Its just he really has no had a friend that wasn't you, nor family." You tried comforting him placing your hand on his shoulder

Being the way he was Lovino brushed away your hand and took a step backwards which in return caused you to glare at his golden eyes.

"Si, well if he did, he could at least show it. You know what? I dont care, he can do whatever he wants he is not a bambino anymore, he is an adult idiota. Whatever!"

Lovino threw his hands in defeat and tried to storm out of the kitchen in a huff, but you did not allow that. Grasping ahold of his elbow you pulled him back to you and met his intense gaze with your own.

"Do you feel better now?" You asked him with a small smile.

He looked at you with a heavy frown, "No"

A lightbulb flashed on in your mind. "Here come on, help me cook. You know you always feel better while cooking."

You did not wait for him to pull away nor deny the fact that Lovino enjoyed cooking. You simply grabbed his hand and led him to the stove and counter. All of your ingredients surrounded the area ready to be used. Lovino's shoulders relaxed more complying to help you cook.
Smiling to yourself you continued cutting the vegetables as Lovino seasoned the chicken you wanted to cook.

" Lovino, does Feliciano's friend really bother you that much?" You couldn't stop the words from escaping your lips. You stopped cutting and immediately looked at your partner.

His eyebrows were furrowed and a pout adorned his face.

"You are not going to let this go?" He sighed completely aggravated setting the seasoning down and turning away from you to express his anger.

"Do you really have to ask?"

"You are so annoying sometimes! You know what, I don't care about who Feliciano does or who he does or hangs out with!" He shouted turning back for you meet his angry gaze, but he did not stop there.

"All i want to know is that I was a good brother! I want to know that I helped raised him right even after Grandpapa died! I just want someone to look up to me and not automatically think im a complete fucking dick!"

He stepped away from the counter red and flustered from his confessions. You stood rooted to your spot unable to think of anything to say in order to comfort him. Or anything at all. Your mind ran a million directions all you could think of was how hurt Lovino looked.

"Are you happy now? Or do you want me to see some family therapist?" He asked still angry, but it had dwindled. All that was left was the hurt.

Moving your legs one at a time, you forced yourself to walk towards him. Standing completely still in front of him. You moved your right arm to the back of his neck and yanked his head to meet your lips as you kissed him. Shocked, Lovino did not act suddenly but that made you press yourself closer to his body and it allowed to to move your left hand to tug on his curl.

Moaning loudly into your mouth, Lovino literally let all his worries float to the back of his mind. The only bright shiny thought that was left behind was sex.

Kissing you just as hard he ran his hand down your pants making you smile as he found your bulge. He moved his lips away slightly to say, "Do you really think sex will solve this?" He was teasing you, but you had the perfect reaction to this.

" I know it makes you happy and hey, i just decided that im comfortable with the idea of letting you fuck me this time."

Honestly when it came to sex you were as bold as can be. Dirtier words have never slipped your lips before other than in the presence of Lovino. You knew that sex was something normal you guys would do, but the majority of the time you would be the one filling yourself inside Lovino's warmth. But you guys could change the experience. After all you were a couple, and anything was comfortable. The thought of him being happy made you happy. You would do anything for him, even die for him.

Back to reality, Lovino smirked at you but glared as well.

"This better not be pity sex." He demanded

"Its not Lov, I want you, and I had to admit seeing you angry is fetish. You just sexy" you admitted with a nonchalant shrug moving your lips to nibble and bite his neck.

Lovino chuckled and grasped your neck bringing your head up to meet his own in a much needed kiss. Both at you pawed at each others shirts trying to figure our how to dishcloth one another. Still kissing he moved his hand up your shirt and ran it over your back. You brought your hands to his buttoned up long sleeve and started undoing the buttons. Never breaking from the kiss Lovino shrugged it off of his body and grabbed your face kissing you tenderly. You slowly moved your hands around his body until the palms of your hands met with his rear to your delight. Sensuously you rubbed his behind and grabbed it.

Lovino reacted to attention and bit your lip. It hurt but you still felt successful in getting him to react. Breaking from the kiss you lifted up your shirt over your head and tossed it somewhere.

" Maybe we should do this in the bedroom, I don't want to get food all over us."you suggested reaching behind you and turning off the stove. It was a miracle he had not backed you up towards it. Usually Lovino liked backing you up against something, it was his obsession of dominance. Honestly you could care less.

"What if I want food all over you?" he asked moving to nibble on your earlobe causing you to bite your lip.You did not reply because you actually liked the idea of that.

He moved to the refrigerator and grabbed a can of whipped cream. Turning around you got half a piece of tomato and liked it for him to see. It was sort of funny for Lovino's favorite snack to be just a tomato. But hey, you knew how to work it your will.

Lovino began the process of removing his pants along with his underwear leaving him bear. You fallowed suit. The both of you stood naked in the middle of the kitchen. It seemed that the majority of the blood flow was going South rather than up to your brain because all you could think of was of Lovino. You moved towards him and kissed him grabbing a hold of him and rubbing him up and down. He did the same to you as you both kissed. He rand his other hand along your torso and pinched your nipple. You made sure to work both of your hands on him.

Lovino broke the kiss and grabbed the can of cool whip shaking it up and down before applying some all over your slightly hardened member and scrotum. You knew what he was going to do next and prepared yourself. He got down on his knees and moved towards you. Grabbing you he licked you all over causing you to grab a hold his hair in complete satisfaction. He licked everything click occasionally sucking here and there, all of it except the tip. He moved and placed you inside his mouth massaging you with his warm tongue and hot mouth. He felt so warm to you, and wet.
He continued his ministrations that after a while you couldn't help but tug on his curl. Lovino had to stop in order to release a groan as he felt himself twitch. He wanted to continue but every time he tried you would tug on his curl. He stopped and you brought him up to your level giving him a long hard kiss noticing his face was flushed.

You began to rub his member and grabbed the whipped cream and putting some on his tip as well. At the same time you felt Lovino move his hand to your rear and play with the hole. Both of you teased one another preparing each other of what was to come.

Slowly you laid down on your back lifting up your legs as Lovino was in between. You reached your arm and began to rub the whipped cream all over his member to lube it up. After it was satisfactory you brought the hand to your lips and licked of the excess cream that stayed. Lovino grabbed some as well and spread it all over your colon. He lifted up your legs and placed them on his shoulders so. Releasing them he grabbed a hold of himself and guided his way into you. Slowly he inserted himself half way making you let out a happy murmur of satisfaction. Ever so slowly he started moving inside you until he found his pace and rhythm to go along. You started to meet his thrusts with your own as you grasped yourself and started to rub fallowing along with him.

He held under your knees trying to loose himself into the sensation as you did as well. It was a good satisfactory feeling.

The more thrusts, the closer you were to reaching the end. Rubbing faster and stronger you felt something as you let your mouth agape and hot liquid rushed out of you and fell onto your stomach. You still rubbed slowly trying to calm down. Lovino had not finished yet, but he did get a satisfactory feeling from watching you. He wiped his finer along your stomach and brought it to his lips.

He continued to thrust and all you wanted was to tug on his curl to make him come.

"Here!" you said a little to aggravated pulling him out of you and pushing him onto the floor instead.

"What the fu-" you shut him up with a kiss as you positioned yourself on top of him. Grabbing a hold of his member you inserted him inside you. You started to move your hips up and down to meet his own. You leaned over and grabbed of his curl and tugged on it hard as you thrusted down.

Lovino's expression said it all as he came inside of you. He had to catch his breath as you removed him out of you and bent over to kiss him.

"Mr. Grumpy pants."you teased.

"Shut up idiota."he muttered kissing you back.
Request for :iconamaiyuzuki564:

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For the mega long wait!
So I got accepted to the private school :iconwierdo035: Chika attends, and wow dude it takes up our entire day. No, seriously! I do not get home until 5 and the rest of the hours I spend them doing my HW. *dead* So I havent had the time to work on anything fuuuuu--:iconimdeadplz:

On another note. I have been awake since 3 writing this, and I was watching some porn (OMG YES I WATCH IT!) and I got some good ideas for lemons. THANK YOU PORNHUB xD cuz seriously I was running out of ideas.... and I did all of this because I cannot sleep because I am so stressed about some payments, classes, therapy, and my "love" life that I am an awkward penguin at!! (i am the idiot xD not the guy)

SO I may sound grumpy. BUT YES! i wrote fuuuuu
im going to sleep during study hall....and then die



If there are mistakes....know this, I have no sleep....
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0CrystalizedGodess0 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
LuvLuvHurts Featured By Owner Edited Oct 25, 2015
Good story. But any form of whipped cream should not be inserted into anus as it may cause contact dermatitis as well as irritation to the anal and rectal mucosa which is very sensitive. So if you could, please change the story.
HonkingMakara Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a trans boy so when they say dick I'm like 
"............................I cri "
nice story( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
iced-greentea Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everyone has a male genderbend and I'm laughing bc I'm the only /sort of/ real guy here

I'm genderfluid heh
Kyurito Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
hElLo fElLow mAlE.
iced-greentea Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kyurito Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oXLostInWonderlandXo Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Student General Artist
I'm genderfluid as well dear.  Grell Sutcliff (Fangirling) [V2] 
echoknows Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
I was explaining to my mom what genderfluidity was and she said it isn't a real thing. >__> ugh she pisses me off 
oXLostInWonderlandXo Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Don't let it get to much in your head sweetie. My grandmother doesn't approve but I don't care as long I love myself
Techno-Dog Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015
Google it and shove the computer to her face! (Not literally) XD
TheHangingTree1 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Hetalia Switzerland Nosebleed 
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Romano: What the fu-
*I press my finger on his lips* Shhh...
I loved this!!
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Hmm. Whip cream. That's new.
Ferrets4ever Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*doesn't have a male gender bend*

...............Big Fool Emoji-07 (Cry) [V2] 
YellowVixen Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read this once....
I came back to it after my friends said I look like a female America, so basically a male!me would look like America....
A new crack-ship!
devilsboy28 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
cute! but i look just like romano so this is kind of like having sex with my self.
EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
"Both at you pawed at each others shirts trying to figure our how to dishcloth one another."

Yes I also want to know how to dishcloth someone
devilsboy28 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Does it actually involve a dishcloth?
devilsboy28 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Only if I am washing the dishes then kind of
EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Maybe it's like teasing but with a dishcloth involved
devilsboy28 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ren uses it to be kinky!!

he is a real pain in my ass!!!

EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
Awwwwwww wait how does that work does he like sexily clean the dishes then uses the dirty dishcloth to do stuffs and things
devilsboy28 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Let's just say its a pain in my ass!! XD
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kitty239 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
So I was reading this while my friend was in the bath room when I was done reading my friend come back I will never look at him the some again
Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... Sweating a little... 
insanitypsocopathy Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
me: omg! >/////<
jack (male me): What? *reads the story* WHY AM I ALWAYS THE UKE!!!
me: ..... dude you are a uke!
jack: >3> maybe I wanna be da seme for ounce
me: don't make me get lj
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs away screaming bloody murder*
XxPandygurlxX Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Kristofer(Male me):Hollee,are you reading about a male reader and Romano again??!!*Blush.*
Hollee:U-uh...*Throws laptop out the window.*No!!
Kristofer:*Glares at me with a blush.*I hate you.
Hollee:You're a male version of me,so that means you hate yourself. >:3
Krisofer:*Growls.*Fuck you!
Hollee:You already have Romano for that.*Smirk.*
aradiamegido20 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: *Dies of blood loss*
Male me: *looks from  the computer to me* Not again
Me: *alive again* So you didn't help me?!
Male me: I knew you would come back, you always do;3
Me: S-shut up *Blush*
Both: Starts reading again*
marbleguy234 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Me:I think I am going to have a nosebleed..
Jeff(male me):What are you reading,Marie?
Me:It's nothing!!! :iconginichimaruplz:
Jeff:(pushes me off the chair)Out of the way!!!
Me:You meanie!!
Jeff:Why I am the uke? :iconmajornosebleedpz:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014   Artist
Red(oc): what are you reading? *reads title* ..........
Me: you're mad aren't ya?
Red:I have absolutely nothing to say about you using me in that story
CrazziFanficGurl Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me (star)~ asdfghjkl7!!1! E'er ich leibe dich!!~ *faints
Male me (moon)~ I agree sister who knew I could be so sexy?! * Goes into bathroom to rub one off*
Me~ gayyyyyyyyyy!lol jk dont kill me!
Both in a suductive voice~ we loved it liebe more please~
ThePewdiepieFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hayden(Male me):"What are you reading,Hollee?"
Me:"Nothing you should worry about."
Hayden:*raises eyebrow and pushes me out of my chair and sits in it,starting to read the lemon.*
Me:"Oof. HEY,DON'T READ THAT!!!!!!!!"
Hayden:*Gets finished and walks off with a nosebleed,saying,*"I should try this out with Savan."(Savan:My best friend's male name.)
*The next day.*
Savan:*Comes running into my room,closing and locking the door.*"You gotta help me,Hayden is trying to fuck me!!!"
me: >:D Run mother fucker,RUUUN!!!!!!
MattSmithDoctor Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Never heard of a guy riding a guy but we learn something new everyday :iconfrailplz:
lunabloodstone115 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Writer
MrsMiracle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I love this
mickeymouse756 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me- wow
My boyfriend- whats up
Me- nothing ( turns off tablet )
skyrahwriter16 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013

me:*nose bleeds*

soren (male me): what are you reading *reads title* not bad



EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
Me: *nose bleed*

Cal (male me): watcha reading

Me: NOTHING *closes laptop*
Sapphire1313Emerald Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
Sapphire (Oc): Awww! The little Tsundere lovers!~
Sapph( Male OC version): What are you reading. *reads title* What's an uke?
DarkDareDemon Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
:iconglompsomethingplz::iconlemonplz: :iconlemonzplz: :iconsexyromanoplz: :iconmajornosebleedplz:
Dogshampoo24 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Me: kawiiii *fangirls*
Nathan(male me): what this time *reads* WHAT THE HELL WHY AM I THE UKE?!?!?!
Me: because we all want you to be *laughs evilly*
Nathan: curse you all
EidolonTrival Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Nooooooooo...Onion Ahh,it's to Awesome for me.
And I'm a Boy,I just love this story, Romano is sooo -> 
Animated Love Monkey 

Thank you that you have to create a great story
Gurlllllllllllll Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013

Me: *nosebleed*
Maleversion of me:..................Why am I the uke?!
Me: Cause you are
JapanFreak01 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
because thats why
im glad you enjoyed it
IceLightningBlade Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Am I the only male reading (and getting off to) this amidst the Yaoi fangirls?
gayisbae Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
Not the only guy XD I'm here too
MixedMuttNeko-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No you are not, bro. I'm here!
JapanFreak01 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
not really, im sure there are more guys....but yeah...girls so far
hey, im flattered you liked my story 
halfginger13 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me: *nosebleed*
Zachary (Male me): ....why am I always the uke?
Me: Just because.

I really love this! Great job!
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